Eminem Steve Berman

Eminem:

Heyyy! Steve: Hey, Em,

what's up? Eminem: Steve Berman. What's goin' on, man, how you

doin? Good to

see you again. What's up? Steve: Em, could you come here and have

a seat,

please? Eminem: Umm, yeah, what's... Steve: Vannessa, shut the

door.

Secretary: Okay. Eminem: So what's up? How's orders looking for

the first

week? Steve: It would be better if you gave me nothing at all.

Eminem: Wh-

Steve: This album is less than nothing. I can't sell this fucking

record.

Eminem: Wha- Steve: Do you know what's happening to me out there?

Eminem:

Wh-wha-what's the problem? Steve: Violent Ground told me to go

fuck myself!

Eminem: Who's Violent...? Steve: Tower Records told me to shove

this record

up my ass! Do you know what it feels like to be told to have a

record shoved

up your ass? Eminem: But, I- Steve: I'm gonna lose my fuckin' job

over this.

You know why Dre's record was so successful? He's rappin' about

big-screen

tv's, blunts, 40's and bitches. You're rappin' about homosexuals

and

Vicadin. Eminem: I mean- Steve: I can't sell this shit! Eminem:

What- Steve:

Either change the record or it's not coming out! Eminem: What, I-

Steve: Now

get the fuck out of my office! Eminem: What am I supposed- Steve:

NOW!

Eminem: Alright man, whatever.