The chainsaw buffet LORDI

You got your invitation

a family dinner, and tonite you will meet


No need for hesitation, sugar

We're gonna love you and it's all we can eat


The steaks ala carte mama makes from the heart

And my pa's such a gourmet for gore

Jammed eyes, bleeding herbs

Banquet dining is worth dying for


At the chainsaw - chainsaw buffet

The secret ingredient screams

You're my main course

at the chainsaw buffet

Feed on man-eaters's cuisine

At the chainsaw - chainsaw buffet


Mother said that you were a sweet chic

Called upon your folks, and they'll join us for brunch


Nice day for a picnic

They'll be delighted, only they are the lunch


The steaks ala carte mama makes from the heart

And my pa's such a gourmet for gore

Jammed eyes, bleeding herbs

Banquet dining is worth dying for


At the chainsaw - chainsaw buffet

The secret ingredient screams

You're my main course

at the chainsaw buffet

Feed on man-eaters's cuisine

(Boiling your blood 'till it steams)

At the chainsaw - chainsaw buffet